Top 15 Questions for Rick Perry

• Are you a sodomite?  Do you currently or have you in the past practiced oral or anal sex with your wife, other women or men?
• Please list all sexually transmitted diseases for which you have been treated.
• Have you ever infected your wife with a sexually transmitted disease?  If so please name the disease (s) as well as dates of infection.
• Why have you not released your juvenile court records?  What do you have to hide?
• Has your wife or any woman ever aborted your child?
• How many illegitimate children have you fathered?  What are their names, sex and date of birth?
• Have you ever had sex with a farm animal such as a sheep, donkey, horse, goat or chicken or a domesticated animal such as a dog?
• During your gay encounters with other men (if any) do you consider yourself to be a bottom,  a top or are you a switch hitter?
• Is it true that you have proposed a ban on Apple computers in state government due to the fact that Tim Cook, the current CEO of Apple is a gay man?
• Have you practiced incest with either an immediate or extended family member?
• Do you practice analingus either giving or as a receptive participant?
• Are you a transvestite? 
• Have you ever exposed yourself in public?
• As a weakling beta male are you a cuckold?  If not, are you as has been reported, obsessed with a cuckold fantasies to the point that they are overpowering your life?
• Do you enjoy fisting your wife?  What is the largest object that you have inserted inside your wife or your mistress besides your fist, for instance a baseball bat or other large object?

Thank you.