Rick Perry Gay Boy Scout

..in a little-noticed passage in his first book, “On My Honor,” a encomium on the Boy Scouts published in 2008, Perry also drew a parallel between homosexuality and alcoholism. “Even if an alcoholic is powerless over alcohol once it enters his body, he still makes a choice to drink,” he wrote. “And, even if someone is attracted to a person of the same sex, he or she still makes a choice to engage in sexual activity with someone of the same gender.”

     
        He also said that gays should not have sex:

In “On My Honor,” Perry also punted on the exact origins of homosexuality. He wrote that he is “no expert on the ‘nature versus nurture’ debate,” but that gays should simply choose abstinence.

We are hearing a rumor that Rick Perry has long had a problem resisting his attraction to other men.  Apparently the problem first manifested itself when as a young boy he was forced to come to terms with his homosexual nature after being caught in a compromising situation in a field near Paint Creek.  Apparently young Rick was caught sleeping buck naked in a pup tent with a younger boy.  The younger boy was a cub scout who was being mentored by young Rickey. 

As punishment for his "impure" thoughts young Rick was often forced to wear a Kali's teeth band on his youthful penis.  His mother kept a watchful eye on young Rickey and reported evidence of nocturnal emmissions to his pastor who reportedly led a private prayer group that attempted to "pray the gay out" out of Rickey.   

As several members of the Ron Paul camp have stated, "Why would a grown man be so obsessed with boy scouts?  Could it be that he is not so much interested in scouting as he is in  boys?"

Rick Perry threatens Ron Paul.  

Mr. Perry is reportedly very upset with the Ron Paul camp who he is accusing of leaking the gay         boy scout story.  He is also furious with Mitt Romney who refused Mr. Perry's persistent demands that young under 18 years of age boy scouts be allowed to serve as ushers at the 2002 Winter Olympics.  Of course Mitt, knowing of Rick's proclivities refused his untoward requests.

A young Rick Perry was frequently observed in and around Paint Creek wearing nothing but a pair of black leather chaps.  When cowboys would ride in from the range, young Rickey would grab his crotch suggestively, giggle and wink, then he would bend over and spread his arse cheeks so as to show the cowboys what he had to offer.  He was not a shy child.