Does Rick Perry use a Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor?

I must admit that while Rick Perry is a Texas hick he does have a heavy beard like George Clooney.  It would be fun to arrive in a stagecoach and drink bourbon while going wild turkey or wild boar hunting with old Rick.  As an upper class Republican from back east, I have recently switched razors and am now using the new Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power razor together with the new Gillette Fusion ProSeries Thermal Face Scrub.  Frankly the new razor works great for a manly man such as myself as I smoke cigars, drink scotch and shave twice a day.  If you have not used the new Gillette Fusion ProSeries Thermal Face Scrub, do yourself a favor and at least try it.  Gillette is an amazing company, they have invented a new product that never existed and created an entirely new market for manly men.  I would like to compare my testosterone level with Rick Perry.

Check it out.

Gillette Fusion ProSeries Thermal Face Scrub.

Michelle Bachmann helps kill off her spawn by encouraging cervical cancer

As an upper class Republican, I must say that I am impressed that Rick Perry issued an executive order adding Gardasil to the states required vaccination list for young 11 and 12 year old girls.  Gradasil is an important weapon agains human papillomavirus (HPV) which is a known cause of cervical cancer in women as well as anal cancer among both men and women who partake in anal sex as do most modern humans.  In addition, while the vast majority of men perform cunninglingus on women and women perform fellatio on men, both sexes are at risk for developing head and neck cancer as  HPV is found in an estimated 26-35% of head and neck squamous cell carcinoma.  

The vast majority of modern boys and girls begin their sexual awaking and participation in sexual activities as they turn 13 and enter their teenage years.  For this reason I fully support vaccination preteen boys and girls.  

On the other hand, the spawn of lower class, unsophisticated Christian fundamentalists such as Michelle Bachmann should be encouraged to die and therefore I am quite happy that people such as Michelle Bachmann refuse to vaccinate their children against HPV.  By not vaccinating their children they are helping evolution dispose of useless eaters which in turn improves the human breeding stock for future generations.  The fact that their spawn are not vaccinated and thus have a greater chance of dying from cervical cancer, anal and head/neck cancer is actually quite wonderful and I applaud the fact that they wish to kill their children.

Rick Perry's Texas A&M Transcript

Top 15 Questions for Rick Perry

• Are you a sodomite?  Do you currently or have you in the past practiced oral or anal sex with your wife, other women or men?
• Please list all sexually transmitted diseases for which you have been treated.
• Have you ever infected your wife with a sexually transmitted disease?  If so please name the disease (s) as well as dates of infection.
• Why have you not released your juvenile court records?  What do you have to hide?
• Has your wife or any woman ever aborted your child?
• How many illegitimate children have you fathered?  What are their names, sex and date of birth?
• Have you ever had sex with a farm animal such as a sheep, donkey, horse, goat or chicken or a domesticated animal such as a dog?
• During your gay encounters with other men (if any) do you consider yourself to be a bottom,  a top or are you a switch hitter?
• Is it true that you have proposed a ban on Apple computers in state government due to the fact that Tim Cook, the current CEO of Apple is a gay man?
• Have you practiced incest with either an immediate or extended family member?
• Do you practice analingus either giving or as a receptive participant?
• Are you a transvestite? 
• Have you ever exposed yourself in public?
• As a weakling beta male are you a cuckold?  If not, are you as has been reported, obsessed with a cuckold fantasies to the point that they are overpowering your life?
• Do you enjoy fisting your wife?  What is the largest object that you have inserted inside your wife or your mistress besides your fist, for instance a baseball bat or other large object?

Thank you.

Rick Perry's Donkey problem - Donkeys Abandoned Across Texas

Facing dire drought and high feed costs, Texans are abandoning their donkeys in record numbers. 

Rick Perry to allow murder of wild pigs from the sky

Reported by - Myrtle The Black Texas Pig 
A new law signed by Rick Perry will allow hunters in Texas to rent a seat on a helicopter and hunt wild pigs from the sky. 

Who else in Rick Perry's family is gay?

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe